One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Gayest one of them all

The gayest one of them all is simply exactly how it sounds, One who is gayer than anyone else

“Danny… I hate to break it to you. But your the gayest of them all. That means that your gayer than me, so there for your the gayest one of them all.”

by Jaythegayerest January 1, 2023

Wipe one

to masturbate (typically in a quick manor, as to save time)

“Hold up mate, I gotta wipe one out first!”
“She’s fugly, rather wipe one then root her”

by Dead step sister April 7, 2024

one little comment

Something that somebody says that you must NEVER reply to. That's because they don't want a conversation.

Person 1: I'm sure there are loads of people that smoke who wear jackets like these.
Person 2: Smoking is an addictive habit.
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: But you asked me a question/wanted a conversation.
Person 1: No! that was One little comment.

by The Truthful 1 September 26, 2020

jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one

Well-known quote by Socrates

"jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need one" - Socrates

by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020

One low

Means you are chill, comfortably hanging around.

You are hanging up from a call, and tell you friend, one low, keep chilling

by Sister Rock July 15, 2024