My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest
by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025
Get the One legged but kicking contestmug. Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
Get the Number one rule of datingmug. “Danny… I hate to break it to you. But your the gayest of them all. That means that your gayer than me, so there for your the gayest one of them all.”
by Jaythegayerest January 1, 2023
Get the Gayest one of them allmug. by Dead step sister April 7, 2024
Get the Wipe onemug. Something that somebody says that you must NEVER reply to. That's because they don't want a conversation.
Person 1: I'm sure there are loads of people that smoke who wear jackets like these.
Person 2: Smoking is an addictive habit.
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: But you asked me a question/wanted a conversation.
Person 1: No! that was One little comment.
Person 2: Smoking is an addictive habit.
Person 1: Shut up.
Person 2: But you asked me a question/wanted a conversation.
Person 1: No! that was One little comment.
by The Truthful 1 September 26, 2020
Get the one little commentmug. by Pee Pee McAss October 5, 2020
Get the jimmy, do we have a designated chest for jungle wood? because we're gonna need onemug. by Sister Rock July 15, 2024
Get the One lowmug.