Might as well lick my butt

An insult I made up meaning that someone speaks such bullshit that it's equivalent to licking someone's ass

Bob: The earth is flat.
Kevin: What the funkerdoodle, might as well lick my butt.

by Flamingecko November 20, 2020

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Butt Juice

When you bust a fat load in your girls butthole after her eating Mexican food and the nut mixes with the explosive diarrhea. and leaks out on the bed

Dude she leaked butt juice all over the bed.

by thejuicer69 January 23, 2021

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butt pirate

A Matey who, in the protheth of wearing The Eyepatch, plunderth the treathureth of other Mateyth, whether hith or her Vatheline-covered thword be drawn or not. Expected to have a lithp.

"It'th your turn to walk the plank," one Butt Pirate lisped to the other, while spitting saliva.

by babypiratesnapchat2 May 11, 2024

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Butt fucked

To take dick in the anus

Man Nate totally got butt fucked last night by a bbc

by 931JA September 16, 2023

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An expression meaning " do whatever makes you happy " Usually a passive-aggressive response implying that you disagree with a person's opinion, but don't care because you're superior.

It's definitely not " floats your boat ", by the way. Pretty sure it's always been " fucks your butt ".

A : Bro, do you listen to Weezer ?
B : Nah, no way, when dicks fly !
A : Isn't the expression " when pigs fly " ?
B : No, it's not.
A : Yes, it literally is.
B : Fine, whatever fucks your butt, then.
A : Bro…

by cdeeznuts1999 May 17, 2025

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