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Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
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White peeps

Only people I would ever hang out with.
Those white peeps win all the Nobel prizes!
by Pigletboy November 20, 2017
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Budget White

Half white, half Mexican. Like mixing hot sauce and milk.
by @TheRealJamesSmith March 26, 2022
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White

by Kalirose February 2, 2021
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White Heritage Month

White Heritage Month is celebrated by the descendants of the indigenous people of Europe and Russia, and the tiny countries in-between. It's a time to remember ones roots and learn their ancestor's culture and language.

Which month White Heritage Month is, has not been settled.

Some say March 2nd to April 2nd.

Others say June 20th to July 20th.
I'm looking forward to White Heritage Month to teach my children our German origins, culture, and language.
by German Falcon September 14, 2022
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Speak white

What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.
- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.
by Chón August 27, 2024
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White Phillip

A stiff cocktail made entirely from male ejaculate. Typically served warm in a rocks glass.
That fingernail biting hoe looks like she could use a White Phillip.
by Fr0zenEddie January 25, 2024
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