The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

One Hit Wonder

The person who takes one hit of weed and gets so high that they don't need anymore.

"He took one hit from the bong last night and was out all night. He's definitely a one hit wonder."

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019

one ringer

when you phone someones phone and let it kep ringing untill they answer so you know the persons there, then you hang up.

person 1- i text paula earier but she never text back
person 2- shes maybe avoiding your text, one ringer her.

by stranock June 27, 2009

One-Handedly

It's like one-handed but better and more OP'ley

Boy 1: OMG! IM RINGING THE EGG AND PLAYING ONE-HANDEDLY
Boy 2: That's so cool!

by Hazzard364 July 14, 2021

One sided figure

A person who doesn’t show there true intentions, to get what they want

I thought she love me ,she only wanted my money

She sounds like a one sided figure

by One sided figure LLC January 29, 2022

to fall into one's tomatoes

1. Completely loosing it. (often, but not necessarely under the influence of alcohol)
2. Literally just landing on the floor.

To fall into one's tomatoes: "Yesterday I drank to much wine and whilst trying to get in bed I fell completely into my tomatoes."

by Jamie Potterhead December 14, 2018

Onning

When you are turning something on. If there’s a word to turn something off (offing) why can’t there be one for the opposite.

I was onning the light.

by WafflerIsUrbanDictionarying May 9, 2023