Icecream face sprinkles

When a woman licks and sucks a cock like an icecream cone. Then let's the cock sprinkle cum all over her face.

My girlfriend loves sucking my cock like an icecream cone, and makes my cock sprinkle my cum all over her face. She begs for her icecream face sprinkles.

by whtronin February 10, 2022

ted cruz face

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

Cheeky rat face

A silly thing to call someone Silas made it up

Crizori is a cheeky rat face

by Amaya cheese queen May 12, 2023

date rape face

one who possesses the face of a date rapist.

I can't believe she is marrying him. besides he has date rape face.

by Adrian Hasenfratz September 26, 2008

Two faced snake

A two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.

Fred: Ill meet you at the bus stop.

Joe: Okay I'll bring tom.

Fred: Don't bring Tom, it can be just us.

Joe: If you say so Fred don't be a two faced snake again please.

~at the bus stop

Joe: Didnt you say not to bring anyone?

Fred: Bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarrassment.

by SnakeKid July 3, 2016

steaming face weight

A not-that-uncommon request at certain houses of ill-repute, usually administered by short lesbians to elderly hommes d'affairs.

Jesus, Tom, I got me a steaming face weight today and now I'm unemployed!

by Centrality April 10, 2003

Open-faced Sandwich

An open-faced sandwich is when you fart while wearing no pants, boxers, or underwear, so being bare, naked, or nude, and you can smell it from a far distance away, like from another room.

I made an open-faced sandwich, and my brother screamed when he smelled it in the other room.

by TannerChap July 9, 2010