white knuckle monkey fist

The act of stroking one's penis with such vigorous strength and aggression that it causes one's knuckles to turn white.

Bro, it's been so long since my girl let me hit that I had to give myself the ol' white knuckle monkey fist.

by Elfistothemagnifico March 29, 2023

Big Hairy Monkey Balls

Ballsacks from big monkeys with a lot of testicle hair

Jimmy: Tyrone has big hairy monkey balls
Tyrone: Thank you Jimmy
*they proceeded to fuck for 3 days straight*

by jongWITHtheSHLONG April 6, 2023

Horse donkey monkey Hitler fan

Basically a bad person

"Josh has to be a horse donkey monkey Hitler fan!"

by BADBADBADBAD9 February 12, 2023

Nazzy the monkey

Cool,raper, Born in new york, and does not give a fuck about school, kind of smart , loves monkeys, MONKEYS

Nazzy is a good monkey so fuck off if you dont like nazzy the monkey

by Nazzythemonkey February 16, 2023

Wubbzy Da Monke

A nice woman. she owns a youtube channel! It has so many subs. You need to subscribe to Wubbzy Da Monke on youtube

I had sex with Wubbzy Da Monke, last night! It was lovely I had great pleasure.

by You're a clown. February 28, 2023

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023

glenny da monkey

likes to tickle frogs and be very funny boy

glenny da monkey is my best friend

by your neighborly hackor April 24, 2023