bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon

My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it

by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022

Sub-racist

A person who is racist but not enough to be considered one.

Black person: Hi, how are you?
White sub-racist: Hi, I don't like you.

by MrTrue December 9, 2021

X_racer

Someone who is above all others, Insane at everything, gaming, socializing with especially women.

you are such an X_racer!

You are definitely an X_racer.

by cakefarmer December 14, 2021

dad racist

When your dad, grandpa, uncle, etc. say things that are racist and questionable, but they aren't actually prejudiced against anyone.

"Is your dad racist?"

"Nah but he is dad racist"

by PerkN December 26, 2021

The Race

When a group of 3 or more friends see who can ejaculate the fastest. Typically done at over a Discord call or sleepover, each person goes in a different room and starts jerking off. Once the first person ejaculates, they go to the main room and wait for everyone else. The last person to finish will usually face some sort of punishment.

I was doing the race last night with some friends and I got a 30 second win.

by malwareduck February 11, 2022

Ordained Racist

An individual who has gone through the steps to become certified as a racist in the eyes of the public and the law. Ordained Racists are known to think of themselves as certified beauticians. However, they are just blatantly racist and decidedly out of pocket.

Guy 1: “Damn you here what Fred was saying last night?”
Guy 2: “Yea super out of pocket. Guy is an ordained racist”

by Dr. Ryp February 20, 2022

milly rack

one million dollars in cash

I made a milly rack at work last night!

by Teaghan <3 February 22, 2022