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When a group of 3 or more friends see who can ejaculate the fastest. Typically done at over a Discord call or sleepover, each person goes in a different room and starts jerking off. Once the first person ejaculates, they go to the main room and wait for everyone else. The last person to finish will usually face some sort of punishment.
I was doing the race last night with some friends and I got a 30 second win.
by malwareduck February 11, 2022
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The term used to describe a person who is too much of a slut to only be called a slut. Some of them have very high standards and will reject people based on height, race, etc., while others have very low standards. There is typically no in between. If you are in a relationship with one of these people they will most likely want to have sex with you every morning and night, and have probably cheated on you at least 20 times. Most of them will also have some form of STD.
She's such a fuckslut. Bitch gave me an std but still forces me to have sex every morning and night, then cheats on me with a 6'4 guy.
by malwareduck February 11, 2022
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The phrase a pedophile uses when they are caught with an underage child.
Oh god zamnit, the cops caught me with a 12 year old.
by malwareduck February 11, 2022
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