Retard O-Face

When during the act of sex, one person is observed making a bizarre facial expression or expressions that make them appear to be mentally incapacitated, or at best, just looks silly.

Guy #1: So you hooked up with that girl last week? How is she in the sack?
Guy #2: Everything was good until she suddenly had this totally weird look on her face that stopped me cold/made me laugh
Guy #1: So she's got Retard O-Face?
Guy #2: Yep.

by J.Noble October 2, 2016

schmiggle schmat to the face

When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.

Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!

by Jessimakhanaka Margameateater September 5, 2010

shitty dick face

Qball

in a YouTube vid by Lewis qball singing a Christmas song at the start he says shitty dick face! XD

by Usef Amir June 12, 2018

Billy's Mom's Face

Derogatory term used to describe a woman who exchanges sexual favors for money from young guys that work at jiffy lube in NH. These women are sexual predators who only want one thing, penis.

Billy's Mom's Face turned me out last night.

by State Inspector July 3, 2018

ted cruz face

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

pizza your face

To place lunch meat on her face, then ejaculate on her face and feed it to her.

She wanted to try food play so I told her I would pizza your face!

by LLikePizzaToo August 22, 2017

horse face syndrome

a person with a long face and big teeth, making them look like a horse.

that girl definitely has horse face syndrome!😂

by maarlboro October 24, 2017