Yard sale

v. The process of turning $10,000 into $500. It usually takes years to complete.

"I made $300 selling stuff than I paid over $4000 for over the years. That was a good yard sale."

by ichyban October 8, 2014

Yard Pickle

A pickle, of any classification, type, or brand, that has been exposed to the elements in a grassy region. Yard pickle classification would include any whole, sliced, or fallen sandwich pickle.

Brendan picked up a yard pickle so that the squirrel would go hungry for the day.

by FatCowMoto March 1, 2021

50 Yard Fakie

A person who looks hot from far away, but ugly up close. Common examples include women with too much makeup, and fat guys in sweatshirts/jackets. Most apparent when playing "my team your team"

"Dude, I was checking that girl out from the bar, but when I got closer, I found out she was a 50 Yard Fakie"

MY TEAM!!!" (seconds later) "AWWW SHIT, 50 YARD FAKIE!!!

by Schrodinger1008 June 30, 2010

Yard sock

A tube shaped piece of material with openings on both ends, so it can be worn to mask face or warm ears.

Look at that flailer over there wearing a yard sock to hide his identity.

by 406Brand January 9, 2019

Yard Donkey

A blue collar worker who never actually works. Someone who stays in the yard when the hard work is happening.

Look at this yard donkey watching all the real men getting the job done.

by Dan Mandingo April 15, 2025

yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.

You dirt leg yard donkey.

by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017