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The Wings of Maynard

This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.
If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!

Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
by Xilox Goldenkane March 30, 2008
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gypsy wings

a cool name for breasts when you dont want to get caught talking bout them
look at the gypsy wings on her or thats sum set of gypsy wings
by bunny 2 May 12, 2009
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vampire wings

When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Guy: Got my vampire wings this weekend.
Friend: WTF IZ DAT?
Guy: When a man and a woman boink during her period.
Friend: OHHHHH.
by bloodninja69 November 16, 2009
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wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.
Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."
by Broskiii December 3, 2009
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skull wings

(n). Getting a blowjob on an airplane, helecopter, or hot air balloon.
The pilot turned on his fasten your seat belt sign but I said "fuck it"... my girl was giving me skull wings under the tray table.
by cjezioro October 23, 2010
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chicken wings

The position a cat takes when cleaning his or her hindquarters. So called because one leg is hiked up in the air, similar to a cooked chicken on a platter.
Tiger was sitting in the sunshine, doing chicken wings.
by happy sock lady May 21, 2013
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Cranberry Wings

to have sex when a woman is on her period the 'wings' refer to the splattered blood on the mans thighs when he is finished
'jesus christ look at this mess I got cranberry wings'
by toynostalgiaman September 18, 2014
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