Manchester united

A bunch of rubbish old men playing football

Person 1: who is your favourite manchester united player?
Person 2: no one, they all are rubbish

by Rubbishfootballers March 19, 2021

Move a unit

In sales speak, moving a unit means that you have received an executed contract or that a buyer has agreed to, paid for and received delivery of said unit.

Jon: Hey Katy, one more sale and you make your goal! Can you move a unit?

Katy: Great news Jon, I moved a unit and made my goal!

by Sales Guru 818 September 29, 2018

spencer unit

The standard measurement of a guy named Spencer's dick which can be used to shame all other men.

Abbreviated as SU for measurement sake.
1 SU = 11.5 inches

Also known as a bakers dick.

My ex was maybe 1/3 of a Spencer unit the Wendigo said while comparing a Spencer to an Aaron .

by Sir Higgins July 19, 2017

Unit 469

A slang term for one who Fucks the establishment. Usually right in their faces.

The supervisor calls him by name, and has no clue!

Look at Unit 469, he knows what he is doing.

Unit 469 copy, over and OUT!

UNIT 469 reporting for duty

by Perilouspenman November 08, 2019

ayr united

the best team in ayrshire

lewis: mon the killie!!
ryan: shut up you dirty bastard ayr united are better

by heinzbeanz November 24, 2022

Atlanta United

smallest club in MLS, worst fans, crap team. Small banter club.

Person 1: “My club is the size of Atlanta United” Person 2: “so the size of your club is small”
Person 1: “Yes.”

by realoscargv April 13, 2022

united-staten

someone who is from USA bc America is not a country y'all dumb

x: where are you from?
y: I'm from the United States of America
x: oh so you united-staten

by pinzas gominoli May 29, 2021