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teachers union

A group of corrupt retired teachers that leverage politics to strong arm parents and board of education people to get their unreasonable demands. They protect ineffective teachers that have not even tried to do their jobs since they got tenure. The Teachers Union is basically the mafia, they are so corrupt.
That school janitor touched kids and posted it on Tik Tok, but the Teachers Union is trying to get him a raise.
by FunTimeGuy001 September 9, 2020
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Precious Unicorn

Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.
Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn
by Gerry Halliwell November 1, 2020
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Manchester United Top Red

a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.

A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.

A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.

They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’

A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.

Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’

Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.

A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.

Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.

A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.

- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire

- Marcus Rashford

- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
Regular fan - “I really don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely terrible”

*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
by Stephen Fatson May 17, 2022
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The whole universe

by Dagr8guy October 3, 2020
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Christ (Deemed to be) University

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.
by _abraxas_ December 15, 2020
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Christopher Newport University

A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.
If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.
by aanonaanon June 11, 2018
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