twat brie

Vaginal secretion, very similar to Fanny Batter, except exclusive to French ladies.

Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.

by Jam Warm October 6, 2016

Twatted out

The feeling of being tired of Twitter or uniterested in tweeting.

I am canceling my Twitter account. I am twatted out.

by Twila Magoo July 17, 2010

Twat Casserole

When a significant other vomits into the vagina of another.

She left teeth marks on my shaft so I blasted her with a twat casserole then left.

by Benny from Beverly Hills October 23, 2019

Twat Five

A type of vagina that has a particularly flat and wide base which separates the upper female legs. The term comes from the ability to give an upside down high five to the twat.

n. I want to slap that girls twat five
vb. I am going to give that girl a twat five

by Tilt Tubesock November 17, 2010

condescending twat

Someone who looks down on other people and is beyond arrogant

Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"

Josef "Because youre not as good as me"

by ManiaMoron December 13, 2014

Twat stomp

It's like the hokey pokey, but with vaginas.

Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?

Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!

booty dance pussy

by Blarc July 11, 2016

twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii

Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.

by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009