turned on

an emotion that means you are extremely happy or are experiencing large amounts of pleasure in your lower region. also known as your dick or pussy. some people refer to men being turned on as "happy."

Person 1: "God, that was hot. I'm so turned on right now."
Person 2: "Shut up and keep fucking me already."

by kokichioumadr3 June 17, 2022

Turder

Somebody who takes dumps in the worst places, including, but not limited to:

-Dishwashers
-Sinks
-Washers
-Dryers
-Dogbowl
-Fridge
-Freezer
-Cooler
-Fireplace
-Under the couch
-Shelf
-A wrench at Home Depot

"Jimmy is a turder! He did it in my car seat!"

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 6, 2022

turderoid

An extinction-level mountain of rock and flame that hurtles towards you from above, cannot be dodged, and usually comes as the final hammer blow in an ever escalating series of crappy events that collectively warn the Crapocalypse is nigh; preceded by instances of shitnamis, shitquakes and shitnadoes making one's life crappier until a turderoid thunders down from the skies and wipes out everything of value that remains.

After a succession of shitbergs, shitnadoes and shitnamis destroyed Kevin's world, he felt his life may have been improving and brighter days lay ahead until he realised that glow on the horizon was really a turderoid hurtling inexorably toward him, igniting the air with its approach and likely to create an impact crater that would split whatever world Kevin was still clinging to.

"Dude, did you hear that Kevin's life turned to complete shit?"
"True dat, he got hit by a major turderoid. I guess the Crapocalypse is nigh, dude."

by TheScribeNicodemus April 8, 2023

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Turned into a grilling rod

Being in a harsh rear-end collision while driving a VW Beetle (or any other rear-engine car with no airbags) and having the steering column skewer the driver. The air-cooled engine catches fire, essentially turning the driver into a grilling rod on top of a campfire.

Do you think I should buy an old Beetle?

Definitely not! One crash with a F-150 and you'll be turned into a grilling rod.

by BigFatNerdYT June 10, 2023

Turkercrolobinakab

to subtract the rib cage for a heart surgery

Gentlemen, have to do Turkercrolobinakab

by EthanBuchan101 September 30, 2023

turderky

Busting and shiddddimg over a Somalian turkey and cheese topped with mayo and feeding it to your diabetic children

My homie Jacob likes turderkys

by Dirty_sock__ October 23, 2023