Top J

Top J - ed/ing - adjective/verb/noun

/täp/ /jā/

1. the act of one upping another person's unique story
2. to hi-jack a story and make about yourself

3. a testimony that is a lot more like bragging

1. Dang dawg, Fred be always tryna step up and Top J my story.
2. I just Top Jayed the shit out those interview questions!
3. Jose knew that Thomas' bogus story about meeting Suge Knight was a straight up Top J moment!

by Ole Dirty Dirty June 5, 2017

Top Kill

An impotent solution to an out of hand problem.

Switching the meeting time from Thursday to Tuesday is a top kill; it will do little to improve the meetings’ effectiveness.

by NHTeach June 3, 2010

Tang top

Giving head and using barbecue sauce instead of lube.

Hey did you hear how I gave Austin tang top last night because he loves barbecue sauce so much

by Kierra’s titty July 6, 2020

top players

A specific elite social bracket of MMORPG players. Common characteristics of a top player include:

Adversity in the face of danger.
Leadership qualities; ability to place a large party of guildmates into critical situations i.e. guildhunts, and return without sustaining casualities (Khaz an exception).
Large penis.

DEADLY COWARD IS A TOP PLAYERS!!!11~ - Khaz (and the majority of AE)

by Deadly123 November 25, 2007

top manana

Something of high class or of high value.

My car is not like any other, mine is top manana.

by Coca Koketso December 8, 2020

party top

masculine guy who plays the role of "top" ( male who is in charge in a homosexual relation, the one who penetrates. usually but not always is a very masculine gay male, op: bottom) at sex parties.

we are having a sex party tonight. we are missing the party top. we are all bottoms.

by elninovaldes February 21, 2017

Pillow Top

A person who shaves the sides of their head and grows the hair on top, beyond the length of a high and tight.

Look at that guy's pillow top!

by DaHolmes March 11, 2023