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Tire Biter

A tirebiter is a girl who hangs around car meets, car clubs, or car places in general because she likes to fuck around with boys with nice/fast/show cars. Normally they bounce from car to car, either screwing people in the same club or in the same circle of friends. We call them tire biters as opposed to Pillow Biters because they end up biting tires, not pillows.
Greg: Have you seen that girl Monique?
Jerry: Yeah, she's been fucking everyone in our car club.
Greg: I know, she's such a tire biter.
Jerry: ...But she gives good head
Greg: Dude WTF?
Tire Biter by Mr_Mischif April 13, 2007
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busted out tracktor tire 

a gnarly pussy that looks like roast beef is dangling from
Most girls on sublime directory have pussys that look like blown out tractor tires.
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an uber cool person who has an odd obsession with poop. Finds extreme enjoyment in writing her favorite word poop for everyone to see. for example: dusty surfaces, fogged windows, sidewalks, mirrors, and any other place imaginable. If your poop turns up missing you'll know who burgled it.
That car has the word poop written across the window. Oh, a tiedman must of written that.
tiedman by scruffy December 16, 2004

Fat Tire 

A Fat Tire is when you are with a fat bitch and instead of banging her in her pussy you do her in her bellybutton. This may or may not be intentional; sometimes she is just too fat and you just can't find the right hole, but there are occasions that you knowingly stick it in her bellybutton because it feels good or you are too embarrassed to stick it in her pussy.

The first documented instance of this act taking place occurred on April 6, 2009 at John Barleycorn's pub in Schaumburg IL.
There was no way in hell I was going to bang her so I gave her a Fat Tire instead.
Fat Tire by COCOPAHA April 7, 2009

your daughters tied up in a brooklyn basement 

It's what you say to a frantic man/woman desperately trying to find there kidnapped daughter. When sat individual asks the question,"Have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!" You respond,"Your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy. Thus leaving the emotionally shattered parent confused and feeling more hopeless then ever, while simotaniusly contributing to ever growing lack of time the parent has to find his or her daughter.
Parent: have you seen my daughter? She's been kidnapped!

You: your daughters tied up in a Brooklyn basement. Face it, not guilty. That's how I stay filthy.

Parent: whaaa!?!?
what retarded 14 year old kids write to say they're "tired" in an attempt to look "cool" or "1337", but they end up looking like a dyslexic piece of poser shit.
myspace update:W0W 1M $0 tierd!!!111ONEONE!1
me and anyone else with a decent understanding of grammar or with a brain:just stop it PLEASE.lrn2spellcheck.
tierd by budda121 May 27, 2009
A person who does their own thing that is not influenced by a person, place, thing, group, idea, orreality;
Someone who would rather create a trend than follow one.
Trendsetter, Trend, Design, Different, Original, Leader, Creator, Maker,
Originality, Boss, Believer, Dreamer, Designer, hippie, Legend, Independent , [Hustle,
Outsider
Sasha decides to become a treder by wearing a shirt design she made.
Treder by TurnBuster65 March 9, 2016