Eat A Pie

eat a pie or eap is something you say to someone when you don't want to cuss or say, go f*uck yourself.

Joe: Hey I heard that girl Brittany broke a bottle of beer last night on your head! Now I know why you get no girls, cuz your too damn stupid! Bro, I got soooooo many girls!
Jack: Go eat a pie!
Joe: okay...

by Gisele LaFrance November 8, 2016

Clam Pie

Another word for vagina

"Hey, what smells so funny?"

"Oh, Susan must have her legs open. It must be her clam pie."

by Yourewelcomeinadvance January 23, 2015

pie party

A gathering of only women. Opposite of "sausage fest." The only difference is that women don't care that there are no men present.

"This is a really great pie party. We should get together more often. Sometimes I just need a break from men."

by Anrisa Ryn March 14, 2012

pie-slice

1) The tool given to you in pizza places for you to put your slice on your plate.

2) One who is inept at simple tasks i.e the use of the pie-slice and therefore it is used in an insulting capacity.

Guy1: Dude, what are you doing?
Guy2: Trying to get a bit of pizza
Guy1: You're holding the pie-slice wrong
Guy2: How many ways are there to hold it?
Guy1: Dude, you are such a pie-slice

by Old Men In Bonnets December 23, 2008

pie-ix

A street in Montreal. You can tell if someone is a foreigner if they look stunned upon seeing the word and/or have trouble pronouncing the word. It is pronounced "pee-neuf".

I used to live in Pie-IX boulevard, near the corner of Beaubien

by pseudonym June 30, 2004

pootinany pie

quite litterally, a fine piece of ass

see poon

w0w that pootinany pie last night was so good

by jimbob February 15, 2003

SUPER PIE

the amazing phenomenon of the Canadian caped pastry, SUPER PIE!

His Archenemy is Evakayk, the evil cake!

Evakayk: NO!! It's Super Pie the Edible Hero!!! He will foil my plot to rule the world!!!

Super Pie: Bwahahaha! feel the wrath of my warm apple filling!!!!

by Xiinazz December 13, 2008