shoot a monkey

by Jess April 12, 2005
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Monkey Brain

When you begin reading a page, and blank out thinking about other things. You finally come to, realizing that you read the whole page without ingesting a single word.
She was reading statistics homework when she suffered an acute case of monkey brain. I suppose thats what happens when you do your homework tipsy on the stairs in front of your building at 2:30 AM.
by the girl on the stairs. September 03, 2009
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monkey's wedding

when it is raining and the sun is shinning
by Jade Bezuidenhout December 27, 2006
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Monkey Shot

When u cum in ur hand and throw it at the person your were fucking
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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Fucking the Monkey

To take control of a situation in an assertive way
So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"
by Lord Chesterfield January 21, 2009
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Sub-Monkey

Noun: Sub-Monkey

Derogatory term - Someone with a lower evolutionary status and mental capacity than a monkey.

Commonly used within the sentence "you knuckle dragging sub-monkey".
by Drew Smith1 February 17, 2009
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Liquid Monkey

The Liquid Monkey was a bar located at 105 Murray street. It housed many all ages punk shows in the late 1990s. Sound system was kind of crappy, and the place itself was dirty and shabby looking on the second floor. Despite all that, my Liquid Monkey memories are happy ones.
Sadly, the Liquid Monkey is now defunct. 105 Murray street is now an empty building, which is moe, very moe.
by Agent Chainsawlady February 28, 2004
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