Texas Junior

Another name for the State of Oklahoma due to having little to no difference between it and Texas.

Anything that is Oklahoman, such as clothing, food, even the accent is directly descended from Texas, which means Oklahoma has no culture of its own.

Similar to calling Canada "America Junior", this is an offensive term to the Okies because, like Texans, they are very pompous when it comes to their state.

Fred - "After we visit Texas, we should go north to Oklahoma and see what that place is like."
Nat - "Why waste our time? Oklahoma is Texas Junior. Anything in Oklahoma is a copy of Texas."
Fred - "Good point."

by Deek Bosko November 10, 2011

texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

Texas RedHot

When you eat a girl out who is on her Period.

The other night Shella was on her period so I went down town and had me a Texas Redhot

by ZBarry McKockinerL December 25, 2022

Texas Lazy

Definition 1: Lacking of ambition, concern for deadlines, and poor quality of work.

Definition 2: publishing and circulating false claims, and/or statements, made intentionally to promote the sale of goods, or services.

Example 1 actual quote in front of customers-

HEB chasier: I really hate when it's busy and I have to work.

HEB bagger: yeah me too! I wish these people wouldn't shop here.

HEB customer: wow! That's just Texas Lazy.

Example 2 actual experience-

Store clerk: is this your first time shopping with us?

Customer: yes! This is my first time because you are actually open. Just another Texas Lazy experience because you have your hours published online and on your door but are never open.

by HoeGobblin December 31, 2022

Texas Tower

To bust a nut on somebody from above (v); a nut delivered from above

The bitch at camp pissed me off so I climbed up in a tree and Texas Towered her

by Cum Gremlim January 14, 2020

Cameron, Texas

A city in Central Texas known for their football team, especially kicking the ass out of Rockdale. Don’t catch yourself there late at night.

Cameron, Texas is home of the Fighting Yoemen.

by 4WayNoWay May 24, 2020

Texas Showdown

When a southern gentleman stares at a woman or man's asshole without blinking while they forcefully shit on their face.

dude last night was so crazy, me and jasmine did a Texas Showdown

by YUNGNUTSACK September 11, 2020