mal-tech 

Mal: derived from the spanish malo meaning "bad".
Technology used in a useless manner; or unneccesary use of technology, or unneccessary technology.
As opposed to 'rect-tech

Movies on mobile telephones; computerized touch-screens at gas stations; digital parking meters.
Ben 1: "To turn on our television we must press 4 different buttons on two controllers."
Ben 2: "That's mal-tech, yo!"

mal-tech by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006

Arch Tech

1.Arch Tech: also known as Architectural Technology, an University course paper where students understand how that piece of paper or card can be made into an actual building.

2.Where students are brainwashed into using heat pumps in HVAC lectures.

3.Also used as or referred to as a social outing when it clearly isn't.

4. Where lecturers refuse to reply to emails because they were away on trip.

1. you: "oooh.. so what.. you mean i have to figure out how this building works?"

2. Lecturer: " remember, every $1 gets you $3 of heat energy! It's that simple"

"You cannot use passive heating / cooling, what about if it rains for a few days? You're thermal mass is only at 6, 7 degrees"

you: "ohh man i just got Arch Tech-ed!"

3. friend (Dj , Ranko) : "Hey YO we got this mean party this weekend its going to be BALLLLINGGGG you're coming!!!"

you : "awww naaah man i got this ballllling Arch Tech to hit up its going to be mint asss!!"

4. friend: Hey dude, for Arch Tech have you heard back from Regan or Max? "

you: " Nwaaah maan.. this is bsssssss!!! going to shoot fade-aways in studio"

Arch Tech by Anonymous Masters Student June 9, 2010

Virginia Tech 

The BEST university in Virginia... If you take out UVA and William and Mary. But hey, our engineering is good, right?

Guy 1: Yeah, I got into UVA and W&M but I chose Virginia Tech
Guy 2: No you didn't.
Guy 1: I know....

Virginia Tech by No Lies, Only Truth August 6, 2016

Major Tech 

A person who can work any piece of technology perfectly. Not a nerd because has friends.

Robbie Jones your a major Tech

Major Tech by Max October 16, 2003

future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

future-tech by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003

rubber-tech

akin to rubber neck but its where you suggest a sollution to a technical issue and others will gather to see the wreck that it could create.

Hey quit watching Stephanie you rubber-tech's, and get back to work... I'm sure that pulling that card wont bring down the power.

rubber-tech by Stixxx November 13, 2004

info tech 

the class that you do nothing in

guy 1:Bro you in info tech?
guy 2: yea same man.
guy 1:cool!

info tech by 🅱👌💯😂 October 23, 2018