Florida surprise

1. The act of finding meth in your car that (clearly) isn't yours during a traffic stop.
2. When you see a redneck get a blowjob in a walmart parking lot.

The cop pulled me over and I fell for the old Florida Surprise

by Theglorius2cm July 5, 2019

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Surprise airbag

A recent trend in Ask Orange episodes in which the voiceover guy yells surprise airbag and then an airbag erupts from underneath Pear, launching him at hundreds of miles per hour and then Pear collides with something, resulting in injury or some other result. Sometimes Orange laughs at it like it is funny for some reason. Other times, Orange is not present.

Voiceover guy: Pear, enjoy that comfy pillow

Pear: Hey, thanks

Voiceover guy: Oh wait, it’s a surprise airbag

(Boom from airbag underneath pear)

Pear: Ahhhhh, Oh no, I’m headed straight for the…

(annoy pear button farts when he lands on it)

Pear: Why?

by Hurricane Dorian April 8, 2023

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Bean Surprise

When a man fills his pockets completely with baked beans, and a women then reaches in and jacks him off through the soupy beans.

Hey man I heard vandyke went and got a fat Bean Surprise from some hooker last night

by Flahugulus Bouglar July 31, 2019

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Plumeveil Surprise

1) Being caught (i.e. espied) when in the midst of washing one's genitalia in someone else's sink.
2) The act of dishonoring one's entire family by mistakenly leaving the washroom door unlocked when soaking one's phallus in a sink, inadvertently exposing oneself to onlookers.
3) Scrotum washing.

1) Jessica: Charles, get out of my fucking dorm room, right now.
Bro1: Whoa, whoa! What's the deal?
Jessica: Motherfucker just let me in on the god damn plumeveil surprise!

2) Dude1: "..."
Girl1: "Oh what the fuck."

3) "Fucking five-color faggot sitting on his god damn plumeveil surprise."

by AnonTheInvincible October 15, 2010

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