The act of placing ones (usally a mans) testicles in your hand and squeezing them is hard as you can, in attempt to inflict an intense amount of pain on the victim. This action is a very rapind movement and is NOT in anyway sexual.
by NeverTHEless. October 2, 2010
Get the Squirrel-Gripmug. by AThiker July 22, 2013
Get the muddy squirrelmug. "I was driving with the windows down, and the sun was at an angle such that I observed a fluttering shadow out of the corner of my eye. I thought, 'my goodness! There's an animal in the car!' Y'know, like in Arizona, people worry about snakes getting into their cars. So I pulled over and...nothing; turns out the shadow was just my flying squirrels whippin' in the wind."
by Audit Master December 19, 2008
Get the flying squirrelsmug. by Me too September 17, 2007
Get the Curb Squirrelsmug. by Sue Johnson August 3, 2006
Get the squirrel cheeksmug. After receiving head, shoot a load all over her eyes while she proceeds to suck on your nuts. She cannot see and has nuts in her mouth as would a blind squirrel.
Damn that blind squirrel was going nuts.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
She was so generous she even gave me a blind squirrel after I was done.
by TheLog127 July 17, 2011
Get the Blind Squirrelmug. Scamming the squirrel is slang for trying to coerse the opposite sex's sexual reproductive organs to have sexual intercourse with your sexual reproductive organs.
Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.
Or, for more of a vulgar definition - trying to get some pussy.
Dialogue between 2 friends:
Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"
Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"
Joey: "Matt, you scamming the squirrel?"
Matt: "Oh yea, I'm negotiating the terms right now!"
by Cut Master November 7, 2007
Get the scamming the squirrelmug.