aoife spratt

A girl that you would describe as talented, pretty, smart and has a great personality. She is the full package. It can also be used when saying that a ceratin girl, is the one for you.

Male 1: Yo, dude. See that girl over there, she is aoife spratt.
Male 2: Ye, man, your right. Well make your move bruv.

by Commonly used words February 11, 2021

Love spread

The act of spreading semen over your partner as if they were a toaster strudel.

Would you like my love spread ?

by Jl96 August 17, 2021

london spratt

A person with this name is very beautiful and kind. And they have amazing humor. Definitely find someone named London. And even better, find someone named London Spratt <3

Yo do you see her over there?
Ya I heard her name is London spratt
That explains her cuteness

by Your beloved <3 September 5, 2021

Dtown Spread

When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.

I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.

by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021

Gatling Spletzer

a really forbidden name that shouldn't be used AT ALL.

Someone: Bro why does Gatling Spletzer keep annoying us???? xD

by A Random Octoling November 25, 2021

wide-spread panic

What elder tongue-cluckers claim to feel anytime they hear of a lot of da hot chicks in their area being "free with their crotches" when approached by tongue-lolling young studs with raging boners.

Anytime I hear of a much-publicized "wide-spread panic" among da churchy grandparents and older aunts/uncles in a given area, I just roll my eyes and figger dat said eyebrow-raisers are either merely jealous dat they themselves aren't "getting any" at da time, and/or they are forgetting how they themselves often did da very same thing when THEY were these younger folks' age!

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Stoner Spread

An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.

Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.

by Angrydriver May 13, 2022