shmeg shlongman

a person whos a different breed of bitch inside a warehouse

that person is a shmeg shlongman

by rawdawggyy dogg August 29, 2022

E-Shlong

An online dick

That tweet was written by an e-shlong obviously!
What an E-Shlong!

by Hendrix the Jimmy October 15, 2022

SKEEBO SHLONGUS

The skeebo race's attack of newer jersey from July 8th 6049 until December 21st 6112 which ended in the creation of newest jersey and the evacuation of planet E-7693J. This is also used as a term for hard gay sex

Ziv minraf: did you know about skeebo shlongus?

Bedheadzack: kys I don't want to fuck men

by Ziv minraf January 15, 2023

boom slongers

Mis spelling of Boom slingers

Why does the word boom slongers sound sexual

by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023

Conors shlong

It a zero centimeter defeater, no Digga.

Conors shlong

by 1650mayaveLover December 16, 2024

slingus slongus

Another term that represents the genitals of a male individual if they do not want to say “dick”, “penis”, “balls” or any other term that represents the male private parts.

Henry: “And suddenly, bro’s slingus slongus got chopped the fuck off by some comically large shears!”

Tim: “What the FUCK is a ‘slingus slongus’!?”

Henry: “Another word for dick.”

Tim: “oh”

by the unfunny individual February 20, 2025

Han soloing

When you have such a crazy wet dream that the whole blanket molds around your body and crusts like Han Solo trapped in carbonite.

Friend (1) : holy shit I just found him completely Han soloed in his bed this morning he must have been Han soloing

Friend (2): get the hot water we have to rescue him

by Bigpapacito69 August 29, 2025