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Pineapple Smoothie

The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
by PJ lover January 17, 2010
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B L Smooth

dude, hook me up with some B L Smooth!
by jmoskeet June 29, 2006
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Smooth

A local derivation of the word soothe in the Southampton area of Hampshire. It relates to the use of soothe as to 'soothe a cat/dog' and is used in the same way as one would use pet, pat or stroke.
She smoothed the cat and it purred.
He smoothed the dog and it rolled over.
by LePeRo February 28, 2009
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pizza smoothie

Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009
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pinkly smooth

Man your pussy's pinkly smooth
by smoth187 October 17, 2008
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smoot

One who smoots. And smoots hard. Watch out, motherfuckers. School bus.

Anything withing 5 feet of teh Smoot is considered property of the sex fungeon and will be treated as such. In other words, hold on to your asses, ass holders.
smoot: oh well, perhapse smoot should smoot himself to bed
mina: Hehe, yeah the Mina too
smoot: mina should smoot herself to bed?
mina: Hehe, definatley
mina: That sounds kinky....
smoot: smoot should smoot mina to bed
mina: Hehe, now THAT sounds REALLY kinky
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Smoothie

A wetsuit that forms a smoothed out shape of your body, originally from the name Oneil Smoothie, smoothie now applies to all neoprene wetsuits.
I'm gonna try put this smoothie on, even though its too small for me, it might look extra smooth!
by S Palmer October 9, 2005
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