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san antonio 

Horrible weather, has some of the hottest & most humid weather out of any city in the USA. Has frequently reached above 110 degrees in July.

The place to live if you want to get fat. We have a total of 85 McDonald's (yes I've counted) in city alone, not to mention all the other food chains. Has frequently been listed as one of the fattest cities in the nation, right up there with Houston. Due to the extreme weather, it makes people very reluctant to go out and exercise when they have the time to do so (aka summer)

You can't drive for more than 5 miles in San Antonio without seeing "Go Spurs Go" somewhere. That's all San Antonio has, is the Spurs. If you don't like basketball, apparently you're a traitor to the city.

You know you're from San Antonio if you've been to the Alamo, right outside of it, but never actually walked inside (they have a walk in tourist thing). The majority of people who say how great SA is, have just been to downtown SA and seen all the tourist attractions like the Riverwalk. If you ever hear someone say how they went to SA, chances are one of the first things they will mention is the Riverwalk.

Construction is abundant, no, unavoidable in San Antonio. We have so much construction everywhere, that it's ridiculous. The city takes forever to do anything, and we've been working on the "new freeways" for the past 10 years, hell, BEFORE THE ALAMODOME WAS BUILT.

Immigration is a huge problem for San Antonio. It's one of the most immigrated cities in the USA, next to New York. There was a book written, called "The House on Mango Street" by a Spanish immigrant. It's supposed to tell the story about her life and all that, but it basically confirms every single Hispanic stereotype people give them in San Antonio.

The crime is ridiculous. Speeding goes on everywhere, there's extremely frequent murders on the news, and the lack of policemen is almost unbelievable.

We are incredibly behind in technology, but spend our cities money on useless things like an arena for the Spurs, just so we can pimp them out to other cities and say "Go Spurs Go" even more. Our technology is incredibly out of date and we are a very ignorant city in this aspect. Go to somewhere like a Seattle school, and everyone has iPods. Go to San Antonio, and the people with iPods get theirs stolen.

There is a major conflict between the Whites & the Hispanics in SA. When the Alamodome was in production, white people purposely got paid less than Hispanics, to the point where a Hispanic JANITOR would be paid more than a white secretary. On the other side of the fence, you also see major distaste towards Mexicans if you visit enough white homes on the north side. There's been continuous racism and counter-racism between these two races going on for as long as one can remember.
Yes, San Antonio is a cheap city, you can get a 1600 square foot house for about $110k on average, but because of all the reasons above, no one wants to live here.
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San Francisco 

A place in the United States with more butt fucking per square mile than anywhere on Earth.
Guy 1: Have you been to San Francisco?

Guy 2: Do I look gay to you?
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San Antonio Goose Egg 

Similar to a Hollywood balloon knot but this involves putting botox on a man's ball bag removing all wrinkles to make it extra silky smooth.
Candy: Have you hooked up with Charlie yet?

Shaniqua: Damn right girlfriend. He's got the nicest San Antonio Goose Egg you ever felt.

Candy: Damn Bitch

San Franciscan Diet 

Eating nothing but shit & semen each and every day.
Person 1: Hey, did you lose weight?
Person 2: Yeah, I'm on that new San Franciscan Diet.
Person 1: ( Runs like hell. )
Person 2: Wait! I'm hungry!
San Franciscan Diet by s0ull3ss October 11, 2010

San Francisco 

The liberal and homosexual capitol of the United States whose mayor intentially broke California law simply so he could promote his pro homosexual agenda!
San Francisco is the most immoral city in the United States.
San Francisco by Piranha May 14, 2005

San Francisco 

A city across the bay from Oakland.

It is known for it's wonderful international cuisine, its legions of bums (which are called homeless in San Francisco), pouves, a lawless mayor, and Tommy's Joynt.
Next time you're in San Francisco, get a bowl of Buffalo Stew at Tommy's Joynt.

San Diego Snowball 

A crumpled up wad of paper, ideally white, that can be thrown at friends, family, and co-workers.
Dude 1: "Mike and I got into the most awesome San Diego snowball fight in the office yesterday!"

Dude 2: "Fawesome!"
San Diego Snowball by kwaping December 22, 2009