Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....
by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024
Get the Rubber Walrus Protectorsmug. 
Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
by QuacksO August 9, 2023
Get the rubber checkmug. by 73h_4w3$0m3 March 2, 2007
Get the thug rubbermug. by WowPoops February 18, 2025
Get the Clit rubbermug. by Ryrysthoughts November 7, 2019
Get the Rubber chickenmug. The opposite of a pillow princess who does everything in bed, because they love their bottom and enjoys watching them squirm.
I'm quite sure Ellen is a knight in shining rubber because she is so confident and always makes her guests so happy
by B. Fanfiction69 September 6, 2018
Get the Knight In shining rubbermug.