Ratchett

Dopest cod sniper you’ll ever have the pleasure of playing with

Did you see that ratchett?

Yeah he killed me 23 times in the match he’s good

by ShadowTonks December 3, 2019

Rickety ratchet

A whole new level of ratchet. This person is so ratchet, the only way to describe her/him is rickety ratchet.

Brodie: That club last night was ratchet!

Brodus: Bro, I don't think we were at the same club, the one I went too was rickety ratchet!

(Fist bump each other)

by Icedice October 30, 2013

british reach around

when a member of the British royal guard uses his bear hat between your legs in a circular motion and then reaches around and jerks you off at the same time... Thus giving you the sensation of a bear tickling your balls and putting your cock on a conveyor belt in a factory....

My boyfriend went to the Royal Palace and got a British reach around FML I can never ever satisfy him again

by domkeychoker August 4, 2018

Alexandria reach-around

An unintentional, incestual act that occurs while sleeping next to a relative.

Due to lack of sleeping accommodations, the Alexandria reach-around I received from my brother caused obvious tension the following day.

by salsacc February 15, 2020

redbox and reach around

Redbox and reach around is a dated yet similar situation such as Netflix and chill. You will most likely not be watching a Redbox and the reach around may or may not be extremely unsatisfying.

Mason: Hey Titus, sup?
Titus: Nothin' much man, redbox and reach around tonight, or nah?
Mason: Uhh, yeah?

by Cuddlesworth December 2, 2015

halo reach

pretty much the last obstacle microsoft is placing between keeping my xbox and selling it for a ps3. that and controllers (except for D-pad, which is ironically getting FINALLY fixed later this year)

you better make this good bungie, like, $60 a year for gold membership good, halo reach is supposed to be your swan song

by aiexforty September 2, 2010

ratchet jaw

When you blow a guys cock for so long, that you're jaw starts hurting really bad.

... I sucked him for so long, I got ratchet jaw.

by Emsily June 9, 2005