british reach around

when a member of the British royal guard uses his bear hat between your legs in a circular motion and then reaches around and jerks you off at the same time... Thus giving you the sensation of a bear tickling your balls and putting your cock on a conveyor belt in a factory....
My boyfriend went to the Royal Palace and got a British reach around FML I can never ever satisfy him again
by domkeychoker August 04, 2018
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Epiwreckedit seizure

During doggystyle mid stroke simultaneously yell her sisters name while you shove it into her ass and strobe light her eyes ... Thus resulting in extreme anger along with a seizure causing a massive sphincter cramp resulting in an otherworldly orgasm but also causing irreparable damage to your cock
Man I was banging Rosa the other night when I tried the strobe light trick but it backfired and she had an epiwreckedit seizure and fractured my dong..
by domkeychoker November 25, 2023
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