A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.
'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."
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by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
Get the Hitchen's Razor mug.A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.
Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.
"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.
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idiom / informal maxim
Definition:
A principle suggesting that when faced with a confusing outcome, the dumbest most moronic explanation, often one that seems almost too stupid to have been thought of, is usually the right one.
Explanation in Context:
Rather than assuming complex behavioral shifts, market dynamics, or hidden technical issues, the most idiotical cause (users weren’t notified, so they didn’t engage) is likely the true explanation.
idiom / informal maxim
Definition:
A principle suggesting that when faced with a confusing outcome, the dumbest most moronic explanation, often one that seems almost too stupid to have been thought of, is usually the right one.
Explanation in Context:
Rather than assuming complex behavioral shifts, market dynamics, or hidden technical issues, the most idiotical cause (users weren’t notified, so they didn’t engage) is likely the true explanation.
“A classic example of Doccam's Razor - When they removed all in-app notifications and then wondered why no one interacted with their product”
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"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"
Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."
In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence needed to maintain it"
Other wording:
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory decreases as the level of government hyper-competence required to sustain it increases."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the level of government hyper‑competence required to maintain it."
"The plausibility of any conspiracy theory is inversely proportional to the amount of government hyper‑competence it would require to plan, execute, and keep it secret."
In other words:
If a plot needs dozens of agencies to be flawless, leak‑proof, and perfectly coordinated for years… it probably didn’t happen.
Neighbor: “The mayor unleashed a raccoon crisis to distract from the budget meeting.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”
You: “I'm invoking Wilford's Razor: City Hall can’t herd three councilmembers—let alone a raccoon militia.”
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after a deliberately dramatic act of mass violence "I read the guy's manifesto, and he seems like a sociopath. I think we can use Arkham's Razor for this one."
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