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Peen punched the pink donut

When a well endowed man fucks you so hard it bruises your cervix.
This hung guy fucked me so hard last night my cervix is bruised. He peen punched the pink donut.
by Pederpiper February 16, 2019
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Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
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Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.
by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019
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kentucky punching bag

Both partners eat KFC, then they go back to their room. The male ties up the female like a punching bag and sends blows to her; causing all the KFC Too COME pouring out her asshole as rocket speeds and covers the room like a chocolate from Willy Wonkas Chocolate Factory
Bro, have you tried the Kentucky Punching Bag yet?
by ThiccNiggaandanimetiddie January 29, 2020
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mud puncher

A sexual position performed anally while the receiver evacuates their bowels.
"bro, i totally mud punched my grandma last night, i always wondered why my family called her a mud puncher."
by thamastabaita September 13, 2020
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Indian punchingbag

The act of taking six rubber bands and wrapping them around your balls and having somebody punch the fuck out of them
Dude I experimented with some BDSM yesterday my girlfriend gave me a Indian punchingbag it was fucking awesome
by Dan V and Nicky g January 5, 2021
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Sun-Punching

Sun-Punching? That doesn’t sound like a real word. I’m going to look it up.
by anonymous May 8, 2021
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