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Chode Polishing

Performing oral sex on a man with an unusually fat and short penis.
Vanessa is going to be late to dinner, she is busy chode polishing at the frat house.

Vanessa has given up her day job and is now a full time chode polisher.
by TheyCallMeCrystal July 24, 2011
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Pee Polish

Using a piece of toilet paper to wipe the toilet seat really well, so house guests don't suspect you were too lazy to lift the seat when you just took a leak.
Steve pee polished the seat because surprise guests just showed up.
by lyradius February 17, 2013
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Rolling Polish

Driving in the winter or cold weather with your car windows rolled down while blasting the hot air inside your car.
Paul was being a bitch about how hot it was in his friend's car on the way to school one winter, so Eric the driver decided to roll the windows down and thus started "Rolling Polish". Not to be confused with Rolling Danish!
by HAPTK June 5, 2015
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ball polisher

Basically a person who enjoys spit-shining balls. Ball polishers get very angry if you call them a polisher. Polish=life.
That person is a ball polisher.
by Behsg June 1, 2016
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Floor Polish

A substance that is extracted from poppies and turned into what is called heroin.

Floor polish or heroin is used mainly by homeless people or prostitutes.

Heroin / smack.
I did alot of floor polish back in the day.

Hey man do you know where I can find some floor polish?

I'm going to inject some floor polish!
by LasHeyGus August 17, 2019
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pearl polisher

1. A machine or individual who polishes pearls.

2. A person who enjoys licking and/or rubbing the clitoris of another female.
Ex.1

"Wow. Not even a scratch! That pearl polisher works like a charm."

Ex.2

"Hey Jackson, have you seen Mick?"

"Last time I saw him, he and Rachel went upstairs. Probably going down on her like he always does."

"What a pearl polisher."
by FunkyCunk December 22, 2019
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Cat Polishing

Putting best pictures (not most recent) of yourself on dating apps
Stephanie was cat polishing her profile on tinder. That bitch doesn’t look that good right now
by Jr0ckk January 28, 2021
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