Pearmund

'Or Pear Mound.' Noun. A pear shaped abscess immediately inside the rectum. Typically caused by a gross over indulgence in penatrative anal sex.

Found almost exclusively in red headed males. One instance was thought to have been identified in a brown haired female but it was later ruled out as a case of the Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.

Bears. See 'The Bear' for disambiguation.

Charlie: 'Bertie thinks I'm beginning to get a nasty little Pearmund in my arse.'

Me: 'Who's Bertie?'

Charlie: 'My BF.'

Me: 'Ok.'

by B.Weatherall May 5, 2009

Pear King

refering to a talented and amazing person, or someone who is very skilled in the art of pear jokes.

the pear king is a bad ass.

by Pear King October 22, 2010

Concho Pearl

In an effort to avoid getting hit in the eye, she turns her head and gets his goo in her ear.

Last night in Graham's parking lot, some girl chickened out and ended up with a Concho pearl. Poor thing's half-deaf now...

by cleverbxpop November 11, 2010

Muff Pearl

a dryed up ball of baby batter lost in pubic hairs shaped like a pearl.

I went down on my girl friend and found a muff pearl i knew she was cheating cuase it wasn't mine!

by Flat Rate August 19, 2011

pearl neckless

when a man cums while fucking a womans tits.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Pearl

A very nice and pretty girl with blue eyes. She is hilarious and brings smiles to everyone.

Oh my god, she is such a Pearl!

by dolphinluver333 April 28, 2013

pearl necklace

A double-meaning song by ZZTop.

She want a pearl necklace.

by aereilly July 30, 2003