petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by June 05, 2021

Rub-pet

A rub pet is basically an animal kept as a companion such as dogs, cats, hamsters, Etc.

You shouldn't be surprised that a single woman has so many Rub-pets. After all, when humans don't like your company the next best thing is to force an animal to endure you.

by Woot the Wonderer July 14, 2018

pet masturbation

When you proceed to jack your pet off and eventually use your mouth until they ejaculate

Mike attempted to perform pet masturbation but did it to hard and got bit

by trevelhasasmalldick March 21, 2017

pet roger

someone that you make a slave of any kind in any form of context. religiously, you name them roger to establish dominance.

I left one territory of my friend alive in a game of Risk. He is now my pet roger.

by masterblaster49 November 25, 2021

pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 09, 2020

media pet

someone who follows and believes whatever the media says and backs it up using little to no research and biased judgement.

A: Did you read that kids post on twitter?
B: Yea. He's such a media pet

by kimb5 July 07, 2014

area 51 pet

it’s a pet you got from area 51, (nickname)

who’s that? oh her that’s rosy my grrgrrbear and my area 51 pet

by keylalc August 11, 2019