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Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.
That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.
by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021
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Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.
That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.
by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024
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Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.
Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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Chicken Fried Pete

This guys real name is Peter, but he has a weird obsession with chickens, and memes
“Lord, it’s Chicken Fried Pete, and hes holding a bottle full of purple kool-aid
by I’mGerardWayFromP!AtThePilotS February 13, 2020
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Mayor Pete

The LGBTQ+ version of an Uncle Tom.
Remember that guy I hooked up with at the bar? Went back to his place and saw all this MAGA shit. Total Mayor Pete.
by mal-content September 12, 2025
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Kobe Pete

a liter GAWD thats good at everything he does and everyone wants to be like him
“Is that Kobe Pete i want to be just like him when i grow up just not as short😩”
MY FAULT OG😩
by Kobe KCP February 13, 2021
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New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.
A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.
by ABower May 14, 2018
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