Panda

A boy or girl who is black/white/asain. A panda can have a dominate trait in either one of these three parts. Some pandas are generally kind and are trusted friends. On rare occasions pandas can be very aggressive but a little bit of weed generally calls them down.

I love talking to my panda he's so caring.

Those two brothers are pandas because their dad is white and their mom is blasian.

by Cello boi March 28, 2015

Canadian Panda

Only one exists in the entire world. It can be seen on the campus of Wittenberg University in Springfield Ohio. The Canadian Panda is commonly seen eating bamboo while wielding a hockey stick and a jar of maple syrup. Sometimes the Canadian Panda answers to the name "Kuper." When not participating in Canadian or Panda like activities, it sometimes pleasures itself while watching Lebron James highlights.

Guy one: Dude, have you seen the Canadian Panda today?
Guy two: Nah man, i saw it sippin on some maple syrup yesterday tho...
Guy one: Oh, well i was gonna see if it wanted to watch Lebron highlights with me.
Guy two: Dirty

by Clayton Simons April 28, 2008

Reverse Panda

An individual - goth or emo especially - that is evil on the outside but soft and gooey on the inside. The reverse of a panda who seems cute but really could scratch your face off.

marylin manson is a reverse panda

by whatevzz March 27, 2009

blind panda

When in the act of consumation, one removes his member moments prior to climax and distributes his load equally into each of the womans eyes, then punches both eyes in quick succession pushes her on the floor and runs away

"she told me she loved me, so i gave her a blind panda and left town"

by elbmirb April 15, 2008

Panda

its the greek god of vengence, either that or im a liar.

"The great panda will rule heavens skys and send down planes of fire and dispair from every cloud."

by burkland February 14, 2004

red panda

A type of bet made for the exchange of oral sex the bet winner has the ability to use this red panda at any moment anytime and the loser must perform immediately. no questions asked. before agreeing to this bet all parties understand that the rules of this bet cannot be alterred.

During a heated argument about wildlife the 2 people were so sure of themselves, 100 percent sure, that they made a red panda bet. it is said after years its still owned by the winner and is waiting for the perfect moment.

by lowflyingmighty December 6, 2013

happy panda

A attractive Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a cute asian girl.

(as an attactive asian woman walks by) HAPPY PANDA!!!!

by Glenn Eason October 24, 2006