Sad Panda

When you are receiving oral pleasure and the person delivering the pleasure is crying from the two black eyes you gave them for not doing it right first time.

She was lousy at giving head and after giving her two black eyes I got the Sad Panda onto it. I think the tears really helped

by Muffinateherface July 2, 2017

Panda Bear

When a girl is giving you head, right before you blow your load punch her in both eyes. Once both eyes have been sufficiently punched, you then nut all over her face. That way, she has two black eyes and a white face, just like a panda bear.

Steve: Hey man did you get laid last night?

Brian: Hell no, bitch only gave me head, so i gave her the panda bear. Now she knows head aint enough.

by youngcrockett October 27, 2009

Panda Bird

A rare mammal which can be seen wondering the streets of Studley. It is very tall and skinny and has yellow goofy teeth.

God, theres Panda Bird. Lets get the fuck out of here.

by Paul November 24, 2003

panda pouch

an anoying asian usually crossing the street at a very slow pase at the wrong f@cking time! (POSSIBLY A COMPUTER GEEK)

get the hell outta the way PANDA POUCH!

by mcmuffin217 January 19, 2009

Trash panda

A way of saying raccoon since they look like red pandas but eat trash

Ugh there is a trash panda coming to my trash can again

by Slowpro June 20, 2021

Peter Panda

A 'romance' story that ends with no romance, leaving the reader frustrated. Usually it entails the main character moving between different love interests and none are chosen before the story ends. A Peter Panda is named so because of the manga Peter Panda that was such.

Always avoid a Peter Panda if looking for Romance.

"Have you read that book I gave you?"

"Yeah."

"Did you like it?"

"Nah. It was a total Peter Panda."

by PeterPandaHater November 6, 2011

Panda Paws

Feet so dirty from walking outside without shoes they look like Panda paws.

Sheena left her shoes in his car but she walked home and came in with Panda Paws.

by Sky20051965 February 25, 2009