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nothing but net

Nothing but net is the name of an entire category of some of the most intimate sexual positions. The criteria that a sexual position must meet in order to be considered part of the nothing but net category is rigidly defined as any position such that only genitals are touching.

Paying homage to its namesake, it is considered top form to make a "swish" sound at the outset of a nothing but net position. Neglecting to "swish" at adequate volume greatly increases risk of penile fracture.

For a couple containing a male that is not well endowed, it is likely that only limited exploration of the nothing but net category will take place due to anatomical restrictions only permitting a just the tip (or JT squared) scenario.
Fucking in the airplane bathroom, we had to hold the walls so tight it was nothing but net.
by FreeThrow May 21, 2011
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Here goes nothin'

Here Goes Nothin' lyrics:p
"If timings everything

stop telling me you're taking your time
I know you're anxious
But you're running your mouth like you're five
Years old again
It's so hard to pretend

Like I know everything
I dont know anything
I wanted you to see
That I got nothin

I'll sit back and I'll watch the show
I'll lay awake and I'll watch the stars as they collide

My eyes they do see
I don't breathe the way I used to
My lips they don't sing
I won't be the way I was on that night

Steady breathing is all I can advise
To a girl with a sweet tooth for revenge
I know I'm crazy but it's so hard to pretend

Like I know everything
I dont know anything
I wanted you to see
That I got nothin

I'll sit back and I'll watch the show
I'll lay awake and I'll watch the stars as they collide

My eyes they do see
I don't breathe the way I used to
My lips they don't sing
I won't be the way I was on that night

Was the night everbody agreed I was wrong about you
I told them you were being so strong
I knew you were a liar
I knew you were a liar from the start
(x2)

Don't treat me like I'm playing a game

Cause baby I don't want to lose
Baby I don't want to risk it all for you

My eyes they do see
I don't breathe the way I used to
My lips they don't sing
I won't be the way I was on that night"
by yourface:] August 18, 2009
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Desperate man with nothing to lose

When you are willing to do absolutely anything to get what you want and are inclined to go to great lengths to do so.
by Qanon May 26, 2018
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nother

A texan bastardization of "another". Used in context with "a whole..." when "other" would sound dumb.
1337 f0015 speak a whole nother language. Move 'zig'.
by Operator July 2, 2004
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nothing but panties

making a basket ball shot with out touching the rim
Wow, did you see that shot he made? It was nothing but panties!
by misfitunit July 29, 2011
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Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number

Used as a phrase to say to a girl that is at least 3 years younger than you but she’s so fine that you can’t reject . It’s legal to date someone 3 years younger than you so it’s cool
Boy: say girl you fine as hell but what’s your age though?
Girl: I’m 13 .

Boy: Dang bro I’m only 16 turning 17 this year but age ain’t nothing but a number so I could care less we go be alright though

Girl: That’s why I like older dudes , their so sexy and demanding
by CroBoii March 26, 2020
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