Broken Package

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.

Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!

by The Ink Man September 23, 2017

helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 6, 2018

Broken hearted

Someone did something to hurt you, break you, and make you genuinely sad. It could’ve been a breakup, a death of a friend, or just loosing a friend that causes a broken hearted person. People don’t think before they say things, even if you are tough, you can still get very sensitive sometimes and take things in personally. Being broken hearted has been said to be one of the worst feelings in the world, it’s awful. But sometimes you have to take in those feelings especially if you’ve just escaped from a toxic relationship.

It’s important to remember if your broken hearted and reading this, that things will get so much better. And that you can fix the broken heart just by getting yourself some good things going. Friends, .......- get friends and you will start to feel better

Person 1: I feel empty inside

Person 2: did someone hurt you?

Person 1: yeah..
Person 2: your broken hearted. Being broken hearted is awfully hurting inside your chest all the time. Someone hurt you, and you feel sad
Person 1: Broken Hearted? That makes sense..

by Casual_Toast August 19, 2020

Broken British bumming

When a group of British men bum you til you break.

Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming

by Balbus2024 December 30, 2023

national broken table appreciation day

its self explanatory. its national broken table day 🤷🏼

"Bro did you hear, today is National Broken Table Appreciation Day!"

by Stacy McKeen March 9, 2020

broken microwave

When a microwave is broken.

The broken microwave won't turn on.

by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023

Broken Dick Syndrome

An infliction that generally comes after overuse, specifically masturbation. IT causes the member to become red and swollen, much like if stung by a bee. Wears off after a few days rest, though sometimes dry skin can crack and take longer to heal.

Girlfriend: Hey big boy, you ready for round 2?
Penis owner: Nah I'm sorry baby but after that pounding I think I have Broken Dick Syndrome; see how my foreskin is all fat and red?

by J.B Bravo June 19, 2022