Skip to main content

Cat Nap

A short nap...during which feline fecal matter is smeared across an enemy's face to resemble cat whiskers.
While Aidan was napping, Nathan snuck into his room and with the help of chairman Meow Zedong, turned his afternoon nap into a cat nap.
by Derrick Submarine January 6, 2011
mugGet the Cat Napmug.

Nap Trap

Inability to attend an event or activity due to the responsibility of looking after a sleeping child.
I can't make the game today, I'm in a nap trap.
by mizz_l May 13, 2016
mugGet the Nap Trapmug.

Pussy nap

A sleep needed during the day because of weakness, excessive drinking or general lack of manliness.
Jonathan went for a pussy nap before having to cook tea for his mrs.
by Kirton nick March 21, 2020
mugGet the Pussy napmug.

Slap and Nap

Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"
by BIG deezy fo sheezy May 5, 2009
mugGet the Slap and Napmug.

burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
by Englishsi July 11, 2015
mugGet the burrito napmug.

Nap Hangover

The fuzzy, drowsy, and nauseous feeling that follows a long napping period, usually lasting 15-30 minutes.
Kyle: Why does Danny seem so tiresome?
Joe: He's still recuperating from his nap hangover, Mr. Patterson's lecture on electromagnetism put him to sleep.
by Johnzy November 19, 2011
mugGet the Nap Hangovermug.

stoner's nap

So high on drugs to the point where your fast asleep.
Aaron smoked an excessive amount of weed yesterday and went into a stoner's nap.
by TheGamingGamer1 May 20, 2014
mugGet the stoner's napmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email