Moose Knuckles

Street name for Labia Majora, also see meat flaps, carne asada,cameltoe
Dude, look at those fat Moose Knuckles on that bitch!
by K. Davila March 22, 2003
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Purple Moose

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other form of prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."
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by sux0r September 06, 2003
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chicken moose

The exact origins of this word are unknown

It is often used as a reply when met with the insult 'You annoy me'

Only used by blonde psychos, When they are trying to sound serious but fail.

or someone with the body of a moose and the head of a chicken
J*ngo : You annoy me
S*r*h : You annoy me! Chicken Moose!

Or Jesus Christ mate, Is that a Chicken Moose?????
by Jay Dee April 26, 2004
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moose knuckle

The male version of cameltoe. Usually found on old men wearing suits. The two round balls poking out resemble the image of a moose knuckle.
I would've enjoyed David Copperfield's illusion show more if he could've make his moose knuckle dissappear.
by R. Jevon January 21, 2007
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moose knuckle

an obscenly large outline of the vagina (similar to a camel toe except 10x bigger) often found on obscenly overweight individuals. Also, can be found on overweight athletes who participate in the sports of softball, volleyball, basketball or anyother dyke-esk sports.
"Dang! that 1st baseman is HUGE! Look at her camel toe!"

"Nahhh! that isn't a camel toe, that's a moose knuckle!"
by Madvik December 01, 2009
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Moose Knuckles

When a female has a large gap between her legs, her jeans are all up in her cooter, Moose Knuckles is a step above Camel Toe.
Damn look at that biotch flappin in the wind with her big a** moose knuckles.
by MJ ALL DAY June 12, 2003
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chocolate moose

when a partner gets a chocolate enima and poops it into a pretty glass and the other partner swallows whipped cream and throws it up as a topper to the glass and as they gaze into each others eyes arms linked together with spoons they eat their disgustingly yummy dessert!
im so glad we decicded to make dessert together!
by elohcin July 30, 2004
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