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Mitch

A name given to a guy who looks like anyone's cousin.
Hey it's cousin Mitch!
by 214col December 1, 2014
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Mitch Hedberg

The beest fuckin comedian.Everyone loves him....including trevor lowden
Trevor Lowden loves mitch hedberg...so d MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE MEE
by MEEMEMEM April 10, 2005
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Mitch

(noun) 1. A person who makes very corny, unfunny, yet surprisingly clever jokes that absolutely no one ever laughs at, however this person is persistent and continues to make these jokes for some unknown reason

(verb) 2. The act of making a joke that is corny, unfunny yet surprisingly clever, usually made by a Mitch (n). One does not have to be a Mitch (n) to Mitch (v).
1. "What was with that guy and all the corny ass jokes...?"
"I don't know, but he was such a Mitch!"

2. "Sorry, but if I was down with the brown, I'd get stuck in the toilet!" *proceeds to laugh at his own joke*

"Dude, you Mitch all of the fucking time"
by Alexander J. Thompson January 24, 2009
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Mitchell

Mitchell is weird
by MYNAN123456789 October 19, 2018
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Mitchell

A dumbass virgin who no one likes and literally sits in the back corner of the cafeteria eating beans out of a milk carton and extra salty uncooked chicken while singing the words to “everything is awesome” from lego movie
You: yo you see Mitchell over there

Me: yeah bro he’s so weird
by Yeehawnig April 16, 2019
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micheal

Holy Shitt! what a Fucking gay Prick.
by bigcokenglsh February 9, 2018
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Mitchell Free

One who has a small penis. Loves seth penis in his mouth, ear, nose, penis, and between his arm and leg. Has a Fetish for monkeys in nazi zombies. Has been to every base between 5 and 100. Likes making loud orgasm noises in his sleep.
by Bobby Lee1234 August 21, 2009
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