Mini jizz

When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.

When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.

by Crobx2 March 1, 2024

Mini no returns!

If someone sees a mini, they hit somebody else and say this.

Ooooh! Mini no returns!

by xdr5t3evq3q April 25, 2025

mini

someone you’d die for. she’s the sweetest.

u just can’t hate her,she’s all that.

boy1: oh that girl is perfect!
boy2: i bet her name is mini.

by just a random girl online November 29, 2020

mini-cabbed

When a friend offers you a list and you jump in the back seat leaving the passenger seat vacant. Hence making it look like a taxi. Comments like.... can you put the AC on? and have you been working long? are actively encouraged.

Matt and I got a lift to the airport from Ryan the other day and we absolutely mini-cabbed him!

by craster December 11, 2015

mini softy

Can’t get it up, failed erection

I tried to shag that hussey but I had a mini softy, I yelled “ get big” with no success

by strokethatskinwsgon July 2, 2024

Mini-bat

A junglist term for a spliff the size of a sausage =D

Lets go chong this mini-bat.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

mini-grisch

A style of clothing, typically worn by young children in the upper echelon of Stockholm, Sweden. Popularised by influencers such as Bruce Lee, Marcus Rolf and "Greven", who these kids look up to for guidance. Examples of clothing pieces include cashmere-sweaters, tight jeans and Lanvin shoes.

I hate that guy, always wearing mini-grisch!
Petrus, I hate my mini-grisch cousin.

by branting May 6, 2024