Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”

Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Gas Me

To boost your head up or over compliment

Person 1: You sexy

Person 2: I'm in my gym clothes and I need a hair cut, don't gas me.

by LOLDrown566 July 24, 2021

feel me?

it means to understand me or do you agree with me.

I'ma go to Church, you feel me?

by AnonymouS617 September 28, 2005

Look at me!

A song by the rapper XXXTENTACION. It's the most known song among non-X listeners. People like to bandwagon on this song. X just can't keep his D in his pants.

Person 1: Did you hear the song Look at me!?
Person 2: Yeah... She kicked me out I'm like vro.

by KNH8 September 17, 2018

Riddle me that

There isn't even a meaning, It just means please explain.

Riddle me that Ron.

by Cloza69 March 12, 2017

pick me

the term “pick me” is a term used to refer to people who feed into narratives that are personally oppressive to them in an attempt to gain the approval, attention and/or validation of their oppressor. an example of this is a woman who puts down other women and feeds into misogynistic stereotypes in order to seem more appealing to sexist men in hopes of gaining their approval.

1. Becky always makes sexist jokes, makes fun of and shames rape victims, and shames other women when she’s around groups of men. Every time she’s around a guy- especially when she knows for sure he’s sexist- she will call other women dishwashers & go out of her way to put down the women around them with insults based in misogyny. She’s such a “pick me.

by casscafe April 27, 2021

a piece of me

A fight. a chance to hit someone that will incur a return hit

-"do u want a piece of me". this guy is basically saying he's harder than the shmuck who's harrassing him

by wonderool March 23, 2004