Jose Mario Mourinho 

An awesome dude that is always honest and is very romantic. He is my bff and will always be (hopefully). He is the best person ever!!!!!!!! I really can get mad at him but that doesnt change anything because he will always be the awesomest person to me!!!!!!!! Everyone at school likes him. By the way I am talking about Jose Mourinhos son.

Jose Mario Mourinho: whats up?
Person:I'm sad
Jose:why?
Person:because

Jose Mario Mourinho by fatso101 May 27, 2011

Super Mario Brothers

A game that is highly addictive, suductive, and usually enjoyed by those in the age group of 9-2202029932972398873947027400487203740273. So, basically, you can be any age to enjoy this marvel. (Best when played with another person)

I know, we gon get high off dis shizz. Super Mario Brothers is possibly the highest honor ever to walk the gaming world.

Super Mario Brothers by DaRk3$tNiGGeRr November 22, 2011

Super Mario Odyssey 

The GOAT game of 2017 and all time.

Super Mario Odyssey is the goat.

Super Mario Odyssey by ZinkoMintle May 10, 2018

Paper Mario 

One of the best Mario games ever created. A beautiful RPG with unique artwork and characters, and overall, kickass. I love this game, and have beaten it quite a few times.

Paper Mario is the best damned Mario game on the N64!

Paper Mario by Lieutenant Tarpit August 18, 2004

Super Mario in Real Life 

The absolute experience of witnessing THE Mario in real life.

“I just saw Super Mario in Real Life.”
“Did he say ‘Spaghetti’?”
“No.”

Super Mario in Real Life by poobtheawesome April 13, 2020

Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors 

It's Paper Mario TTD but it's been translated several times by multiple languages on Google Translate to make a abomination that has innuendos, language, and dark humor.

Goombell; "I came, Mario! You finna!"

Carbon: "But the truth is, I'm gonna end my father. Him. All."

Yoshi Kid: "Urk! Hey! What the fuck! I'm going to die on my face."

Viviana: "I think I should punish life..."

That's Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors People!

Book of Mario: Thousands of Doors by aj676767 December 17, 2019

super mario bros. 3 

The absolute and undeniable best video game ever created. Highly hyped and totally delivered!

Pull out your old NES and play some super mario bros. 3

super mario bros. 3 by Carlos August 17, 2006