Malleted

To have had sex and found it to be rubbish.

Sandra was malleted by Gary.

by The Scotsman September 30, 2005

mullet-mobile

A car driven by rednecks and the mulleted inbreds of America.

See camaro

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

mullet

A hairstyle worn by men or women; the front of a mullet is anywhere from 1-2 inches long and sticks up while the back is often shoulder-length.

Business up front, party in the back!

by Adrienne June 17, 2004

Honkeycunt Mullet

When a black guy farts a juicy one in a plastic bag and puts it over a girls head, then hits her so hard she farts and passes out and then fucks her. Then after gives her a mullet while shes passed out,after she awakes he punches out her front teeth with brass knuckles. Usually she dies.

bob: Dude, i didn't know I'd kill Janie after giving her a Honkeycunt Mullet.

Ashley: Oh my god. I didnt think i would survive that Honkeycunt Mullet, lets do it again.

by Spensabertooth May 6, 2009

mullet

n. Person that needs to carry around a plant in order to replace the oxygen they use up breathing.

"Hey give that mullet a plant!"

by DameMinna November 24, 2004

mullet

the missouri compromise.

i's got to get me a mullet on t ya

by icebox February 14, 2003

mullet

A person who's credit is so terrible, that they couldn't even buy candy with cash.

Manager: Hey, do you have a deal on that car?
Salesman: He wants to buy it, but he's a fucking mullet.

by Trent H October 27, 2007