keegstra

n. someone who denies the blatantly obvious, usually for no apparent gain.
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Of course the Eckville Tigers are going to beat those Bentley Generals, they could probably beat the Edmonton Rush!

You are such a total keegstra. When are you going in for therapy?

by gnostic1 July 23, 2011

Keep it 110

A term used to describe the dividing line between the appropriate amount of money spent on polos versus shoes. In other words, a polo that costs more than $110 should not be bought, since anything over $110 is considered "kick money." That being said, any polo costing less than $110 is acceptable and does not violate the rule of keeping it 110. Someone who keeps it 110 will spend $110 or above on shoes, while spending less than $110 on polos (including Lacoste, Ralph Lauren, or any other brand that typically costs around $70/polo).

Mom: Hey son, how was the mall?

Son: Straight; I bought a pink RL polo for $70 at Macy's, then I went over to Finish Line and copped me some new J's for $150. You already know I gotta keep it 110.

by thakid11 April 19, 2009

Keeping it real

It’s an ignorant saying used by a person that is rude and not tactful. But the person tries to make their rudeness acceptable by saying they are just “keeping it real” or “Just being honest”. But in reality the person is accepting only the opportunities and rules taught to them by other ignorant people. Its all a lie, because if a person really “keeps it real” then that person would not wear deodorant, would not bath or wash. etc (because that is truly keeping it real).

A woman walks down the street wearing a hair weave and fake nails. Then she runs into her friend and says, "Yeah its true. I got fired, but I told off my boss again. You know I'm keeping it real."

by DP NewYork April 2, 2013

keepin' it real

To reach the boundaries of over-reacting, while maintaining sensibility. "Keepin' it real" should only be brought into action when something personal is being attacked, such as one's manhood, one's mother, one's moral code, etc.

Violence is necessary.

Guy : Bitch, what'd you just say to me?
Woman : I said your mother is an ersatz Harriet Jacobs.
SLAP
Guy : Bitch, I told you to shut your wiki-educated mouth. I'm keepin' it real 24-7.

by Jamal "Da slinky bitch hater" Jenkins February 11, 2008

Keep it on tap

Keep up the good work. Keep doing what you are doing.

"Keep it on tap, Dubs." "You know it, Lyle."

by NihLyle November 11, 2009

keep it wu

to act like the members of the wu-tang clan would act/ do what the wu-tang clan would do

-i keeps it wu
-keep it wu, homie

by b riz May 1, 2006

keep it band

Keep it band or keeping it band, maintaining a real relationship with people and always being candid with them.

Being straight forward.

Joseph: Hey, are you going to the library to do your homework
Christian: Keep it band with you, I'm probably not even going to go.

by ms.optimistic101 March 5, 2017