Skiing downhill without turns or other means of slowing down with your arms outstretched to the side like Jesus on the cross. Once you've made it down the hill, your buds will tell you that you are blessed to have made it down without killing yourself and you celebrate with communion by taking a shot of a preferred liquor and a cracker. Then you go back up and do it all over again.
by MachHeat April 3, 2010
Get the Jesus Downhillmug. Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.
by M.S.B. July 29, 2011
Get the Jesus babymug. this 2013 video was created on January 15. It shows what looks like a 90's video from a vs tape but theres a whole different story behind it. this video was supposedly made from brain spinney when he was in highschool. But thats just what they want you to believe in this viral meme. this video has a website link to a church. it said it has closed in 2004 but the site was made in 2013. the video uses a stock photo from 2012. theres no church by the name of what it says. on whitelist nobody is named the actors that were in the video. this was a planned viral hit.
anyways jesus christ is my n-
anyways jesus christ is my n-
by Know Your Memes December 5, 2019
Get the Rappin' for Jesusmug. by porkchopexpress November 3, 2007
Get the jesus tonightmug. by Bridgemeister11 November 12, 2017
Get the Jesus cloutmug. by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004
Get the Easy Jesusmug. When one makes a statement, that depending on listener’s faith and devotion to Christianity, can instigate anger and castigation.
Brandon and Laura stormed out of my apartment after Clay told them that the Virgin Mary was only a virgin because of a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek which really pushed their jesus button.
by C.R. Strenth June 21, 2008
Get the Jesus Buttonmug.