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jeremy is such a dude, he is jeremy.
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by greg likes eat May 26, 2024
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Has a literal planet sized penis. Is better than you in every way.
Girl 1: You know Jeremy
Girl 2: Dont we live on his planet sized penis
by Papa Johns is Ass June 9, 2022
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He’s a very cold looking but soft hearted on the inside guy who loves anime and play games. Has the best music taste along with good fashion sense. He loves to dance and has funny personality. Someone who is super caring and will be there for you even at times when you don’t realise it! If you came across a jeremy, please claim fast !
Person: oh so you’re the girl dating jeremy?!
Girl: yes, he’s the best boyfriend <3
by annibear November 21, 2021
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The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
by anonymous February 23, 2025
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A seagull that is fat and eats McDonald’s
Look at that seagull eating an Oreo McFlurry, what a Jeremy”
by Bitchfit…… February 19, 2025
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Someone who always has a huge playful smile on his face and brings fun and laughter with him wherever he goes. He's constantly chasing new adventures and always has a story to tell. While he is notorious for showing up late to everything and being chronically disorganized, it's all part of his personable charm. He doesn't let the opinions of others get to him and is always comfortable being himself. Though he's fun to tease, he's also filled with clever ideas and thoughtful insights that make him truly interesting to talk to. At the core, he's a dreamer with high ambitions and a big heart.
Person A: Jeremy is truly one of a kind.
Person B: Yeah, he's the GOAT!
by PrintWorkingDirectory November 17, 2024
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Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.
Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?

Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame

Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*
by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021
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